LOU'S JOKE OF THE WEEK

A pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning to play golf.

He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city so nobody would know him.

He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole-in-one.

An angel looked at God and asked, "What did you do that for?"

God smiled and said, "Who's he going to tell?"