A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply.  After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.

He looked through his pockets and told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home.  "l'll have to come back later."

The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."

So he opened his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair.  She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me".  She processed his social securtiy application.

When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too."  
 
 

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